Brexshit

Posted by Jeni in Ad Infinitum | 16 February 2021

Bacon laced with nitrates

Chicken doused with bleach

Using them for pigs and fowls

Will fuck up all our healthy bowels

It's time to Act not preach.

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A trade deal with the US

Negotiating evil

Of chemically processed food

That won't do us an ounce of good

Is sleeping with the Devil.

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Those Bastard Brexit Bungladeers

Have well and truly fucked it

Behind the mask of Covid

They have landed us in deep shit.

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A Visa if you've got a band

A Visa if you're touring

A Visa if you have a mind

A Visa for exploring

A Visa for the drummer

A Visa for the danseuse

A Visa for the Sax and Bass

A Visa for the chanteuse

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A Visa costing loadsa cash

Is now the artists plight

Whilst those Bastard Brexit Bungladeers

Have done it in plain sight.

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Thems Bastard Brexit Bungladeers

Have shat squarely on our heads

From high they dropped their fecal bombs

On dreamers in their beds.

But now its time to wake up

Wipe the sleep out from our eyes

For the Phoenix ever rises

And rebellion never dies

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Comments

1. At February 16, 2021 6:25 PM Joe wrote:

Oh man....... we love you!
Don’t worry Jeni....... they got their flour and one pineapple today.........in Sevenoaks!
Man, is that what the rich eat?!
Delivered to Notting Hill today....... and I got cursed at....... by a lady who was waiting for an Uber, I think?!
I tried to reverse into a tight space, which I think is where her Uber was gonna pick her up from..... I asked where she was heading, as I didn’t want to run her toes over.
She didn’t get my question and really gave me an ear slapping for getting in her and the ubers way!
Before I could explain that I was trying to deliver some food to feed the rich, she had gone!
They always get away with it don’t they?!
She’ll probably get a take out coffee from that place I delivered too today....... hopefully I won’t get in her way?!
I’ve just made a risotto for the family, ingredients from Lidl...... all we can afford!
But the main ingredient is love!
An ingredient not many people have!
Weather is looking good for the weekend......... might get me shorts on and take a walk, with the family, down the avenue!
Love, the Borowski’s xxx

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