January 2021

Coats (25 January 2021)

Today I wore my leather biker's coat bought from the charity shop. It cost a tenner and reveals the state of my weight - if I'm doing okay the zipper goes up and I can breathe, if I'm 'overladen' the...

World Snow Day (17 January 2021)

We didn't have snow, but it was cold out there, everybody wrapped up and walking in the sunshine. It got me thinking about families, and that there's something to be said for absentee parenting. My mother was integral to my...

I'm pink therefore I'm Spam (14 January 2021)

Improbable behaviour + Imperfect leadership = Imminent Impeachment. As Nobby-No-Mates, stalks the corridors of diminished power, the lacklustre Buffoon attacks his allies with petulant jibes, his auto-cued speeches delivered through a pancaked mouth, his conversational tics lulling us into a...

What's it all about? ( 6 January 2021)

He was the handsomest boy at school, he was also the cleverest. Studying in the school library our eyes met over my broken bag of 'Treets', 'milk chocolate covered peanuts with an outer shell of dark brown glazed candy,' The...

2/1/2021 ( 2 January 2021)

This morning I walked. The road was wet and I had on a pink sweater, a green hoodie and a blue anorak. I put the green and blue hoods up and walked. Down the hill, across the road onto a...

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