Ode to 2020

Posted by Jeni in | 20 December 2020

One potato

Two potato

Three potato

Four.

I'm in Tier two so you can fuck off out the door.

Five potato

Six potato

Seven potato

Eight

You're in Tier 4 so you can fuck off out the gate.

Nine potato

Ten potato

Eleven potato

Twelve

Whatever Tier you're in we'll have Christmas by ourselves

One Potato

Two potato

Three potato

Four

Boris and his cronies are the sons of Tory whores

Five potato

Six potato

Seven potato

Eight

Christmas time is cancelled and we all await our fate.

Jingle balls, jingle bells

Jangle all the way

Oh what fun we'll have this year

Now that Covid has put pay

To Jingle balls and jingle bells

That jangle all the way

I've flipped my lid, cos I'm a Yid - I don't care anyway.

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house,

Sanitisers were dripping to the waltzes of Strauss

Masks were abounding, as the germs reached their apex,

And we buttered our parsnips, wearing gloves made from latex.

One potato

Two potato

Three potato

Four

All Tories are bastards

But I've said all that before.

Five potato

Six potato

Seven potato

Eight

We're all off to Paradise

Unless it's all too late

So have a merry Christmas

Keep your kisses small and tight

And close the doors to everyone

On this eery Christmas Night.

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Comments

1. At December 20, 2020 9:21 PM Andrew Hills wrote:

Hi Jeni

We (My husband Robert) and I absolutely love your ode, and captures exactly what we think about the f-in Tories! How ever you manage to spend this season we hope you enjoy, have as much fun as possible, and stay safe and healthy. There are beacons of hope for 2021 so please let’s hope those beacons shine brightly xx

2. At December 21, 2020 4:27 PM Joe wrote:

......and now....... they won’t even let us walk down the avenue...........!?
Screw them......... Leon took his first steps down there in his shitty nappy......he had his first wee outdoors down the avenue!
They’re not gonna take that from us aswell!
Lots of love to you all....... the Borowski’s xxxx

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