December 2020

Here we go gathering Nuts in..... (27 December 2020)

I know it's early but we've just taken The Tree down. Oh! No! I hear you exclaim. It had to go. The dawter found it on the side of the road just before Christmas. A lovely tall tree with lots...

Ode to 2020 (20 December 2020)

One potato Two potato Three potato Four. I'm in Tier two so you can fuck off out the door. Five potato Six potato Seven potato Eight You're in Tier 4 so you can fuck off out the gate. Nine potato...

Land Slurry (14 December 2020)

If my cottage is here, then down the road a bit and turning right will find you in what looks like French countryside. Fields and old trees, the backs of two old cottages made out of ancient brickwork, dovecotes and...

Sole Food (11 December 2020)

The origin of being 'well-heeled' comes from cockfighting: a well-heeled cock wore sharp spurs which could cause big damage in a fight. Witness the Orange Cock Womble and his strutting, he wears only custom made Italian shoes as he's very...

From Hero to Eternity ( 7 December 2020)

I'm led by my nose. Smells entice me, disturb me but mostly comfort me. My father, a swaggering delinquent, wore 'Eau de Cologne'. His slicked black Brylcreemed hair and the high notes of Bergamot lingering on his moustache. The bathroom...

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