Posted by Jeni in Ad Infinitum | 7 December 2016

I don't watch jungle capers

I don't watch 'Honey G'

I don't watch 'Made in Chelsea'

I don't watch 'Dine with me.'

I don't watch pointless gameshows

I don't watch gambling capers

I don't watch politicians

Lying over papers.

I don't watch bitchy housewives

I don't watch 'Jordy Shore'

I don't watch naked dating

I don't watch much no more.

The parent funded hipsters

With jeans slung round their bum

Are now the reigning lunatics

Who run the as-y-lum.

Reality, Reality,

The Trumpette of banality

Thoughtless drones

In Plasma-ed homes

Have voted for brutality.

I know I'm biting feeding hands

I know I'm sounding horrid

But television, you must agree,

Is cheap and dumb and torrid.

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1. At December 7, 2016 5:07 PM Marmite wrote:

You and me both Jeni, thank goodness for Planet Earth 2
much love to you and the Bloggers
Marmite xx

2. At December 7, 2016 7:11 PM June wrote:

How can there be so many channels and nothing to watch?
Bring back the sixties when chances were taken on new writers to bring us something we had never seen before!
So agree Jeni.
Best love

3. At December 7, 2016 9:44 PM Poppypeewee wrote:

Well said Jeni !

4. At December 8, 2016 6:52 AM lynne chazer wrote:

oh so true

5. At December 19, 2016 7:18 PM June wrote:

Hi Jeni

Just wanted to wish everyone all the joys of the season and every happiness in 2017.
Especially you Jeni, I hope you go from strength to strength and make 2017 your year!

Much love darling girl

6. At December 23, 2016 9:55 AM 'L' wrote:

Just want to wish you my dear, season's greetings and a happy Chanukah. Get ready for 2017 as the lights will be on for you Jeni!
Lots of love and kisses.

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