May 2015

One outrage a day..... (13 May 2015)

Dear Poppy, says our twillage has four banks. Sorry..... So today I drove to Brighton to have my hair primped and coloured before my trip to South Carolina. But not before I went to the hospital to see the physiO....

Marilyn's in the house. (12 May 2015)

The highest point in our twillage is 242 metres above sea level. This summit is the highest point of the High Weald and second highest point in East Sussex. Its relative height is 159 metres, meaning my adopted second home...

Green fingers. (12 May 2015)

After thirty one years living in the heart of the East Sussex countryside, with a view to die for and neighbours who take coffee of a sunny afternoon, after 31 years of keeping my bank details in Fenchurch Street, E1,...

Don't Pranic Mr. Mainwaring ( 9 May 2015)

When I went to the hospital to have my elbow checked, I entered zone 2 shivering with indignation. The X-ray machine had broken and a twenty minute wait lasted nearly three hours. I was given a 50p deduction on parking...

May 7th 2015 ( 8 May 2015)

Two weeks ago the world was an altogether different place. Quotes will be quoted, embarrassments will be played and replayed. Humiliations will be written about and gloated over. Tectonic plates, will be forever moving in Scotland and hats will be...

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