Calling all the Wealdon Ladies, all the Wealdon sung to the tune of Beyoncé.
I had no wish to offend, if I did then I'm sorry. I admit my bingo wings were a wobbling along with everybody else.
In fact when I entered the pool the displacement of water was noticeable.
So Sarah, long live the water babies.
Jeni Barnett tells of her scrumptious time at Good Food Live in her first audiobook! Download NOW from iTunes