June 2011

Does my BUTT look big in this? (27 June 2011)

Saturday night and sleep eluded me. Utterly deserted me, it went next door and bedded down with Simba the dog, but not one tiny bit of shut eye visited me. I went to bed early in the hope that I...

Tool strain (23 June 2011)

all. I am covered in scratches from the rose climber at the ned of the garden First I used a saw like lumberjacks use. Then I used a saw that I could hold - have had to shower the saw...

Don't mention the War daddy..... (15 June 2011)

It's Wednesday and I'm still looking as glam as hell having just arrived from 'This Morning', where I was doing the papers with James Whale. God I miss LBC. But I was dumped in a taxi to go to Farringdon...

Barefoot in the parks. ( 7 June 2011)

MBT's make me look like a sumo wrestler. They are the heaviest shoes in the world and I don't mean that in a jazzy hip way. I mean it in a blimy-what-are-those-wierd-things-on-your-feet-kind of way. Maasai Barefoot Technology is based on...

June 5th. ( 5 June 2011)

A huge demonstration in Hyde Park, commemorating the Massacre of Sikhs in 1984 filed past me. The old, the young, the bearded and the bejewelled, marched under the huge trees. I cried as swathes of orange turbaned people marched together....

Lend me a Tenor.... ( 4 June 2011)

23.39 Saturday night, the air is balmy and I have three days of journals to write, accounts to do, and some sleep to fit in before tomorrows show. Today has been, like the rest of last week, as busy as...

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