May 2011

Footfall (30 May 2011)

On my 21st Sunday Show I had Judy James, body language expert, who is so smart she manages to make politics as accessible as 'The Beano'. Bill Oddie, talking about being bi-polar, generously revealing all about himself which enabled you...

Verdi and chips. (28 May 2011)

I hoovered upstairs. He hoovered downstairs. I ironed and did the washing, he made a bacon sandwich. I plumped up the cushions in the sitting room he fed the cat. Then he left and I loaded my car with my...

To Freeze or not To Freeze.... (26 May 2011)

I'm sitting in for Vanessa for two weeks so I have taken this week out to be at home. It's been lovely. All three of us have been here, the daughter and husband have been writing and I've been reading...

Chelsea Flower Toe.... (21 May 2011)

Sooooooooo. Open toed sandals are not allowed. Sooooooooo. Black tee shirts are not allowed. Sooooooooo. Spelling my name incorrectly and offering me a pair of shoes that are two sizes too big and a green builders waistcoat are compensation are...

Whale won (18 May 2011)

Hello all, it feels like life is on the move again. This morning I fitted in all my crancological needs including making a large pot of porridge with cinnamon and healthy sweetener. The car arrived a little late but this...

No excuses (17 May 2011)

Tuesday and I've just got locked into Aston and Cameron being romantically involved in Las Vega. If I were Demi I would be ever so slightly perturbed at my husbands antics. Still thats Hollywood for ya. Today I went on...

Ears and eyes. (13 May 2011)

'This Morning's' studio is an add on to the old LWT Towers I knew back in the day. The first person I saw was a doorman I hadn't seen for a zillion years, then a researcher who was a Goth...

My Karma ran over my dogma (10 May 2011)

Last night I danced the night away with EMMA LEECH and 17 other people at the Royal Academy for Dance on Vicarage Road in Battersea. Emma teaches the 'Five Rhythms', to people like me, young offenders and recovering addicts in...

Late for a very important date ( 8 May 2011)

Ain't it the way. Went to bed at 10.00 last night. Fell asleep almost immediately. Woke up at 11.58. Fell asleep almost immediately. Woke up at 5.00 Fell asleep nearly immediately. Woke up at 7.28 and I had overslept. I...

Behindsite ( 6 May 2011)

LISTEN GIRLS: If I had known then what I know now I would have done the shoot wearing a fur coat, cling fim and armoured plating. But what is done is done. I have to live with the pictures in...

The Naked truth ( 4 May 2011)

How do I feel now? Every time I think about it I go hot. I've eaten a whole packet of biscuits, a bowl of red hot veg, an avocado and some strawberries to try and still my fevered brow but...

Ignatia ( 3 May 2011)

Threw fifty quid into the dustbin. Will it still be there when I get home? Does it mean that deep down I think money is dirty? Or has the stress of the wedding, Bank Holiday Monday, birthdays, mothers and meetings...

The patience of an Ant.... ( 2 May 2011)

Watcha Peeps. The wedding, the holidays, the sun, the wind, the travel, the family. I have been caught up in so much tooing and froing that watching the snooker tonight - something I have never done - felt positively exhilarating,....

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