December 2010

Christmas Cheerios (29 December 2010)

Christmas day was full of ice Sunday day was drippy Boxing day was full of fog And yesterday was slippy The Christmas tree is leaking pine The mistletoe has wilted The Christmas cake is but a crumb And the stilton...

a stolen moment. (26 December 2010)

Boxing day, Sunday the day after the one before. HAPPY FESTIVITIES to you all. I shall write a proper blog when there's a reduction of bodies in the house. If you are ill, get well soon. If you are full;...

Bah Humbug. (18 December 2010)

First I took a homeopathic remedy. Then after a pause I sucked a Strepsil then after a pause I drunk a Lemsip then after a pause I rubbed something with Olbas oil in on my chest. Then I started all...

True something that rhymes with Grit (17 December 2010)

Brrrrr I jumped in a taxi in Leicester Square. The roads were practically empty. Went to see TRUE GRIT, the COEN BROTHERS new film with JEFF BRIDGES and the most irritating young actress I have seen in years. Mr. Bridges,...

Socially networking (15 December 2010)

I had a big blue scarf jobby wrapped round my head and neck, gloves and socks so that my extremities were all toasty warm. By the time I got to the Kings Road I had removed my scarf, rolled up...

Romper, jump, whatever (14 December 2010)

I'm square eyed. Been in front of the pooter all day trying to write a treatment. I think I've done it. I need to show it to THE BARRY before I break open the lemon juice....

Patronising Pickles (13 December 2010)

Thank you all for your embraceable comments. It really is like getting a distant hug. I'm on to my second mug of lemon water. I've juiced two halves separately and am drinking it between avocados, herbal supplements and meditation. The...

Announcement. ( 9 December 2010)

The reason I am writing this today is to tell you, hold on a minute I just want to tell you about 'ROLANDAS' the best clothes shop in town. Battersea Square, Sheila, who looks like a model, growls like a...

Gandhi thighs ( 8 December 2010)

On Friday The Barry and I will be filming the second bit of our new thingy that we'll be putting on the whatsit when the doodah is ready. Today I caught up on all the things I couldn't do because...

From Bushey to Battersea ( 7 December 2010)

I drove to Boreham Wood and collected my mother. I used Dan the Man, my lovely nephew as Sat Nav. It took hardly 25 minutes to get to the Jewish Cemetery in Bushey. I parked the Jacmobil in a disabled...

LB@-BBC- The Yard. ( 7 December 2010)

OK it's bedtime but I was berated by my Beau Brummie for not bloggin'. So here goes. Back on March 1st my agent introduced me to a young geezer called Barry. He had been a runner on TVam when he...

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