April 2008

tuesday news (29 April 2008)

The Northern man who shares my bed started coughing at 3.30. 'Orrible it was. Whilst he expectorated I turned to BELLERUTH NAPERSTEK. No she wasn't sharing our bed, I have a series of her cassette tapes. How to sleep, reduce...

Nun of your bizness (29 April 2008)

The Northern man who shares my bed started coughing at 3.30 a.m.. 'Orrible it was. Whilst he expectorated I turned to BELLERUTH NAPERSTEK. No she wasn't sharing our bed, I have a series of her cassette tapes. How to sleep,...

Running to time (28 April 2008)

On my run this morning I passed a slight man. Grey hair, blue shirt, red sweater slung over his shoulders, well heeled, obviously foreign. I ran for two minutes, really fast, then stopped for two minutes to recover. He walked...

Happy Go Lucky (24 April 2008)

'Do I have to book a ticket for the 8.45 'Happy-Go-Lucky' performance tonight? I asked the box offfice manager at the Chelsea Cinema. 'We've got 679 tickets available.' she said humourlessly. 'So that'll be a no then?' I said. 'Yes'...

A Balmy Evening (22 April 2008)

The Passover passed over. I bought so much food we had enough to feed the twelve tribes of Israel. Friday night I went to a birthday party. Lots of women wearing elegant black dresses and me in a two piece...

Breaking The Mould (16 April 2008)

I've been derrier over decolletage today. I now know what breaking the mould means. This morning, after taking my gum shield off the plaster cast of my teeth, so that I could bleach them gently with my dentist's approval, I...

The Oddfather.... (14 April 2008)

I needed to fit so much in so I started at 5.30 a.m. Firstly I listened to my visualisation tape about diabetes. Knock it on the head John is what I say. 6.00 a.m. Then I listened to the affirmations...

A New Hair Day (10 April 2008)

The chicken is cooking, the roomies are watching golf - yes I did say golf - the vegetables are waiting to be tossed in butter and its awfully late. 21.07, although the radio controlled clock in the sitting room is...

Talk like a man.... ( 9 April 2008)

Every day poses a new set of challenges. I had THE JERSEY BOYS in today. 4 multi talented actor/musicians who are performing as Franky Valli and the Four Seasons in the above. It was my first time; me + four...radio...

Boiler in the bag ( 7 April 2008)

I have white, knitted woollen slippers on. I have thick winceyette pyjama trousers on with HONEY DEW and BLUEBELL written all over them. I have a white vest, with lace round the edges on. I have my fathers khaki v-neck...

Gremlin City ( 3 April 2008)

So there I was running in the sunshine having a think and chewing on my bee pollen when the Wandsworth Council gardener made me laugh so much I nearly tripped over his hose. I ran back through Battersea Square just...

Lets play catch up... ( 2 April 2008)

Thank you Fee for reminding me that Spurs got hammered!?&^% A big thank you to all my bloggers - me forget you? Perleasse. But now lets get down to some serious blogging. Ever since the sugar reading I have been...

1/4/8 ( 1 April 2008)

I have lost 3 stone. Have been given a new 14 part televison series travelling around the World discussing philosophy and food. Jackson is jumping over fences. I have just won 4million on the lottery. LBC are exending my contract...

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