Winter Wonderland - rewrite

Posted by Jeni in Ad Infinitum | 22 December 2007

Sleigh bells ring, can you here 'em?

In the bath and the bedroom,

They sing ding-a-long.

A merry old song.

Waiting for a winter wonderland.

I'm agog at the spending.

Just one day, we'll be spending.

Prostate on the couch,

A night with the grouch.

Sleeping off a winter wonderland.

In the forest you can build a wig-wam.

Make it in the shape of Father Ted.

You'll be mad to spend it in the wig-wam.

You'd be better off reclining in your bed.

Later on we'll perspire.

As we slouch by the fire.

Cracking our nuts.

And butting no buts.

Recovering from our winter wonderland.

One more show then I'm chilling till January 4th when I do a voice over for double-glazing.

Now that's a good way to start the new year, in the warm, in the clear and in the window.

lots of pre-christmas cheer to you.


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1. At December 23, 2007 8:23 AM rhianon wrote:

Happy Christmas, Jeni. Hope it's peaceful, healthy and wonderful for you and yours. And happy Christmas to all bloggers out there, have a fabulous time.

2. At December 23, 2007 6:32 PM Lilo Lil wrote:

Jenni - Have just read your latest musings and thought you had put your prostrate on the couch!!!

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