July 2007

FullMoonday (30 July 2007)

Well I don't know about you, but I feel as nutty as a fruit cake. But then they say that happens with the full moon, don't they? Whoever those they are. The Moon is staring at me through the window....

What d'ya wanna make those eyes at me for? (26 July 2007)

I had to get dressed today as I had an appointment at the opticians. I put on a pair of trousers that were loose enough to pull down when I needed to without having to undo the button or zip....

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love ya tomorrow (25 July 2007)

Finding a structure is the thing. I'm told not to go to bed too late. But being on my own without a structure means I dribble around, reading, writing, telly-grazing and end up going to bed in the wee small...

Here comes the sun (24 July 2007)

I got complacent and didn't take Jackson out late last night. I opened the door and followed the trail of his widdle. Then we went for a brisk walk. I had on a t-shirt, fleece and my pyjama trousers. Half...

It's another Saturday Night and I ain't got nobody... (21 July 2007)

It's 9.30pm. Jimbo is down stairs re-writing his Punch and Judy part for the Globe. He has just sent 30 off to Prof. Doc. Jingles or Jangles, a man who lives in Norfolk. The Prof sent him two 'swazzles' so...

The day that the rains came down (20 July 2007)

Last night the sound of the rain on the red plastic table cover in the front garden lulled me to sleep. It was noisy and rhythmic. When I woke at 7.00 this morning the rain was still tumbling out of...

Midnight at the Oasis (19 July 2007)

Firstly, I must tell you, Dave, that I have no comment to make about you know what. Secondly, to my beaux in Brighton, the secret to attracting men seductively in the dance hall is to lounge against the wall, moving...

Is it that time already...? (17 July 2007)

16.26 and all I have done is drive and sit, wait and drive, sit and wait, sit and drive. Somehow I am managing to meditate every morning, but that's about the only constant at the moment. I am reading the...

Moanday (16 July 2007)

Rum time I say! What with the weather and all. I don't know what day it is. I made a list of all the topics I wanted to talk about but lost the list. The weekend was so short. I...

Travellers Tales (10 July 2007)

Jim shouted 'I said get me up at 7.30', but I thought he said 8.00 so the pair of us were running around like blue-arsed flies this morning. He managed to get out in ten minutes. Off to the dentist,...

7/7/7 ( 6 July 2007)

I don't know how to post a picture of me. I'm sure somebody will tell me after this entry. I'm now being invited by 'friends' to go on Facebook, but I'm completely in the dark as to what I have...

Sleepless in See-Sussex ( 5 July 2007)

Whenever my girlfriends come to stay, I burn the candles at both end. I have my cake and eat it, whilst biting off more than I can chew. All in all, I am clinched out, cream crackered and so full...

The postman always rings twice ( 3 July 2007)

Well, just as I said, the postman arrived and I signed for BB's 'Love Box Weekend' tickets. My, that sounds like a good day out, especially with the weather we are having. It snowed in Battersea this evening... The postman...

JaTuzzdi ( 3 July 2007)

There is an awful lot to do in the country. So far today I have juiced a whole pineapple and a massive papaya, taken the dog to the field and waited for him to widdle in the wet grass, sorted...

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