That Old Devil Moon

Posted by Jeni in Ad Infinitum | 7 September 2014

Saturday was re-organised so that the printer man could come and fix my printer.

I hadn't accounted for the Pisces Harvest Moon working her devilment and reeking havoc. I had planned to mow the lawn but decided I may not hear the repair man's arrival so I pulled up the weeds round the carrots then had the notion to ring the repair man to check his route.

He was on his way only one a half hours later than expected. Goodbye yoga...

He didn't listen to my instructions and went the wrong way at the give way sign, turned round, out of the road, down the hill, round by the station, then when I called him he said that was what I had told him to do. I had a bad feeling.

When he finally turned up he had inappropriately brought his sweet daughter with him. I led the way to my room. But I could feel that Pisces moon crowbarring the lid off my repressed anger.

The printer was sitting on it's table, my mother's old trolley that doubles as a card table. The Canon printer all forlorn and lonely. Unusable and scared.

He looked.

He saw.

He pressed some buttons.

He shook his head.

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printer problems

Posted by Jeni in Ad Infinitum | 5 September 2014

so the printer died.

I bought a new one.

It has totally screwed my computer settings and the geezer who sold it to me has still not arrived to set it up. After a night in A&E with nosebleeds, that's the IT consultant not the computer, my new printer depends on his recovery. I hope he gets well soon.

I have a brand new printer and only half a computer working.

It may be more or less than a half, who knows I am a technophobe with no understanding of rams, gigabytes or newts.

My husband is having a lovely time in Leeds. My friends are scattered all over the United Kingdom. All the young people in my life now have their own agendas. So I have to rely on a man with a dodgy nasal cavity to put me back on track.

The cats skirt around each other.

The lawn is growing.

The roses flowering.

Me, well I'm printless and a darker shade of blue.

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Bank Holiday drizzle

Posted by Jeni in Ad Infinitum | 25 August 2014

There are those days when rain wraps you in a shawl of languor. Time stops. The only movement the dipping, dripping leaves.

The silence is heavy with clock ticks and rain drops.

King Solomon is licking his fur and the bell round his neck is tinkling ever so slightly.

Emmy is asleep in the piano room, curled up on a big kitchen chair.

Jim is in the studio preparing to leave tomorrow. Leeds is calling.

The girls arrived for Jim's birthday. I made the most delicious cauliflower cheese with Emmental, to go with salmon, new potatoes and little green peas. There was home made blackberry and apple pie. My teeth and tongue are still stained with the black berry juice.

The noise of five females is still hanging in the air. Big noise, big mess, big gap.

I'm on BBC Sussex tomorrow. I'll be home just in time to wave the old git off.

Then I will be enveloped in silence again.

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Berries in the hedgerow

Posted by Jeni in Ad Infinitum | 21 August 2014

I went to yoga.

7 in the class. A tattooed woman who should know better, a Polish woman with a long plait that is going to be teaching next term, two women who are of my age but without the flabby thighs that I present when wearing shorts. And a couple who look like they have come from a religious sect in Pennsylvania.

My balance leaves a lot to be desired. But I can now get my head on my feet whilst sitting with the soles of said feet together. I know one shouldn't be competitive in yoga but Godammit I am. With myself at least.

I came out without my phone or wallet so I went straight home. Driving slowly in case I got nicked again by the yellow van that sits snidely in the lay-by just after the pub.

Little Solly is missing Jim. Keeps running round looking for him. And twice I've fallen asleep and called for the old git only to realise that he's four hundred miles away having the time of his life in his birth city.

I whipped off my hot yoga outfit, washed it, hung it over the bath like a student in a bedsit and set off for my vigorous constitutional.

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Eye for an Eye

Posted by Jeni in Ad Infinitum | 20 August 2014

My left eye has a lens for distance and my right for reading.

I am writing this wearing a pair of magnifying glasses I bought in the opticians. I can't read the prescription because if I take them off the print is too small to see. And if I wear them then the prescription is somewhere near my earhole. Back tomorrow to try and make the right reading lens stronger.

I shall take the lenses out at 6.30 and then set off for hot yoga. The studio is on holiday next week so I need to get in three glasses - sorry classes - one today and two tomorrow.

So I have been dress shopping for a new tv series, and partying with a reduced framily to celebrate Jim's Leeds job. Loads of other people couldn't make it for various reasons. We are both away at the end of September when we normally do a proper autumn review. Good that we are working.

The mini Do was interesting. New faces and just too much food. I ended up giving away 3 packs of bread, four cheese-cakes, two quiches, seventy three thousand sausages and a selection of outrageously expensive cheese that none of us could pronouce.

We have new neighbours who accepted the pork bangers almost reluctantly, and gave us a bottle of wine in return.....Our party remained dry, not alcoholically speaking, but weather wise, their bbq was hit by heavy rain showers.

6 people stayed in the cottage. On camp beds, on the settee up in the attic and in the small bedroom. We remained in our boudoir....

I drunk as much as I could, which wasn't very much. But I did put out a little wooden table that OLD BILL renovated 37 years ago in Wapping.

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Juicing in the rain.

Posted by Jeni in Ad Infinitum | 11 August 2014

Yoga at 9.30 this morning. I was stiff and tentative haven't bent over double for a week.

Walked for an hour to post two birthday cards. My music is on random - I think they call it, so I was skipping, trotting, marching to everything from Steely Dan to Rachmaninov.

The rain stayed off.

I did the accounts for July. Jim and I have a system, I sit in the kitchen with all the receipts, fill out a form he made years ago, he then goes into his studio and makes out a spreadsheet. As fas as I can see we have as little money now as we did in 1977....

Went into the garden and meditated. The huge black rain clouds came and went. By the time I had finished the rolling gun metal buckets of rain were tumbling around in the sky and I had goose pimples on my naked legs.

Ran a bath, having made three juices, apple for the 'oosbind, and two celery, cucumber and red chard for me.

Ollie Smith called and we talked love, life, filming on The East Coast of America, then went our separate ways. He to Bordeaux me to the bathroom.

I lay in a delicious bath and started me new book - DONNA TARTT - her first one. Second time I've gone for it. Needed time without distractions.

Then the storm came. Thunder as loud as barrels rolling down a cobble stone hill. Jim was out playing golf. He has just arrived home, dripping and happy, the thunder is 12 miles away. The path outside the kitchen is flooded, the lawn is a sponge, the leaves are drip drip dripping and Solly has slept through it all, on the back of the armchair his four legs splayed out in total abandon.

Jim won on points, but was beaten 5 to 4 on holes. I'm clueless to the rules of golf and to be honest I couldn't care less.

5.30 and ready for another juice.

An early night to continue the book, then 9.30 yoga tomorrow morning and on and on......


Moon Gazing

Posted by Jeni in | 11 August 2014

Three and a half weeks of madness. From Radio Sussex to house guests from filming promos to voice overs. I have been staying in the moment so much I can't remember what has happened before or after.

The 'oosbind is setting off in a week to go and give of his best in Leeds. In a West Yorkshire Playhouse production of 'The Crucible'. I'm doing that counting down the days daftness.

I'm dreading him leaving but it only takes a few days and then I'm into the silence of the 'hams'.

As I write Solly is sniffing round the attic. Trying to get into a closed cupboard. The bed has been made up by the dawter in preparation for the Jew Do next Saturday.

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Spanish Water Dog

Posted by Jeni in Ad Infinitum | 19 July 2014

It felt like we were in Rome. The heat of the sun, 'people watching' from our little table. The Italian café served up a perfect creamy latté and a strong Americano for Gods Gift.

Maximus, a Spanish Water dog, settled down next to me. His soft, curly coat brushing against my bare legs. His fur was like my mothers hair, all soft and curly.

I was born with more hair than a Caribbean Weave shop. I was very dark, very round with a copious barnet. As a child, running wild in Aldgate, then Borehamwood, the locals nicknamed me the Wild Woman of Borneo.

Aged five my older brother wanted to help my mother out so he sat me in a chair, and using a pair of pinking shears cut off all my curls. That night my mother screamed as clumps of hair fell around her feet, all those luscious baby curls gone for ever.

It grew back quickly, still does after a cut. I was the fifties child with a fringe and a bob. There's a photograph of me, seriously concentrating as I played my castanets in the school orchestra. Downturned mouth, skin as dark as a nut, my hair shiny and neat.

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